The week before I left I was presented with a small piece of paper by my Chief at the time. It said "Why is sex like leaving the military? The closer to discharge the more excited you get..."
Congratulations mate, and even though we've probably never met or interacted I'd like to thank you for the years of service you did.
Now you need to work out how long it'll be before you start a sentance "When I was in the RAF..."
Ogre