G-EMMA, wash your mouth out with soap and water!
DX Womby is obviously a lady and would never use such language as us!!!
From what I can remember, I had a MATZ crossing, a Pan call (drifting boat off the Blakeney coast!), a weather diversion and it all ended with an engine failure (at which point I knew the test was over not knowing whether I survived or not!).
Cheers
Whirls