Or heard in the Mcr low level route one day......
"Mcr App G-xxxx"
"G-xxxx standby, we're just changing the controllers"
(Other unknown aircraft) "Shouldnt be too long, they're using Pampers....." (for non-UK ppruners, a well known brand of disposable nappies/diapers)
... but back to the actual occurrence, how about
"aborting takeoff due to an unpheasant experience"