Not remotely PC, but I've always liked
[quote]. .Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active." . .Ground: "Guten morgan, taxi to your gate."
The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" . .Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now." . .Ground (with typical German impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?" . .Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop." . .<hr></blockquote>
Sadly I doubt it's true... <img src="smile.gif" border="0">