Nice thought, but I suspect not.
We met at primary school when she was 4 and I was 5. Courtship was in the Church choir (she sang alto, I croaked bass). We're Mozart/Bach people, not rock. Her hearing is impressive (when she wants to hear, or wants silence).
Anyway, this laptop now has "speakers off at 10pm/on at 8 am", all automated, thanks to vapilot.
I think my soldering iron is coming out for the main machine back in Essex.