OK lets go..............
In third place, The Wizard with;
20 Tornado Pilots pull without once mentioning that they are Tornado Pilots
In second place, bspatz with;
These defence cuts are really starting to bite, when I joined we used to have enough fuel to fly them, now we can only afford one hi viz jacket for the whole towing team
But I feel that the winner must be Duckbutt, with;
Come on lads, Put your backs into it - it's got to be over Murrayfield in 17 minutes and we'll get a hell of a lot of stick if it's late
Baton over to you, Duckbutt............... (and by the way, I nearly pi$$ed myself when I read it!!!!)