At least some attempt at Standard English would be nice. I can live with "Position and hold" but using "blacktop" and "on the deck" in our line of work..no thanks.
BTW, not aviation but as an example of the common language myth how about
: "I stopped to bum a fag and then drove off in my lorry (which goes like a bomb) but made sure I didn't drive on the pavement".......perfectly clear to some here I'm sure but to other 'English" speakers, perhaps not