To all Al-Qaida online operatives who wish to carry out an attack on a British serviceman:
You can attack me in whatever way you wish, but let's make it fun. Let's play hide and seek. I will be hiding in the Piranha tank at London Zoo an hour before feeding time on Wednesday, unarmed apart from a snorkel and my trusty Speedos. If you wish to attack me, all you have to do is climb into the tank and seek me out.
See you there.
Last edited by TorqueOfTheDevil; 10th Mar 2008 at 23:00.
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