CJ
A highly amusing and not totally incorrect post. However, the big advantage of having an APU is that when you get stuck on some distant stand at an Eastern European airport in the middle of the night in the middle of Winter and the client calls to say he/she will be an hour late, not only can you put on the percolator and watch a bit of telly while you wait but you can also turn on the heating - very "Jet-Set"!
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