"I'll take half of that one, and half of that one and we'll bolt them together"
"...ahh sir, you can't do that".
"...well, that's what we're doing. Make it happen. Now, what's for lunch?"
Classic! It's so true.
this quote, from another site set up by some good soldiers, sums it up well:
(SIC)
"These tasks will require a through knowledge of nuclear physics, the physical ability of an average grown person and the thought process of a young child. The army has the innate if not magical ability to take what would be the smallest of simple tasks, and break down these tasks, into what would be the same level of a nuclear physics lesson. This is done for some unusual reason, but it is thought that this is done to make a task last longer, and make everyone think 'Why are we doing this'. There is also a school of thought, that persons in command, just do it because they can, why not make the job harder than it has to be, they are not doing it."