You're On !!
chuks,
If Daddy doesn't want me I would obviously be devastated but when I get over it I'd be willing to lease my ultra pointy nearly new shoes at a reasonable rate. Only if he sends you a special ETP application form. Let's start at N 10k per month shall we ? Small money for a toppest profeshunall who will be employed in a high position above the nose wheel of a state of the art Twinned Ooter.
I'll p**s in them today and leave them for a couple of weeks to allow them to become nice and supple ready for your size 12 feet (they are currently size 10), and send you my bank details so you can set up the standing order for the lease money.
Yours hopefully, your brother in the Lord.
NEO