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cavertonmanagement,
I think I'm your man. I have no education (expelled before my O levels), but I bought a set of very pointy shoes (known as Winkle Pickers) a long time ago and I've just found them in my attic. I just dusted them off and they look almost brand new second hand.
Can you PM me an application form ? I know I could apply through your ultra modern website but I need to be made to feel special, so if you got your Daddy to send it I'd be in heaven !!
By the way, I know it doesn't really matter all that much but I can't fly any of the helicopters you have so I'll need a few conversions; if you could arrange them to be in warm sunny places outside Nigeria that would be nice.
Looking forward to hearing from Daddy.............
NEO
PS: If you decide you don't want to employ a world renowned pilot such as myself, I have a very nice Tokunbo pair of pointy shoes for sale.