Rubber bullets?
Have you ever been down-range for something like this? That bus looked like a sieve! Put your rubber bullets where the sun doesn't shine!
Here and now I don't lose a lot of sleep over something that happened more than six years ago, thanks for asking.
The rest of this really is just part of life's rich pageant, eh? "Porsche-driving weenie loses his rag over a simple reality check!" is supposed to be my problem? Doc it was who wound him up by tossing all his treasured crap out of his little private office, when I paid the price, such as it was. I had to leave Lagos, boo-hoo!
It's best summed up with, "If you cannot take a joke, what are you doing here?" Just wait until you look across, stuck in a Lagos go-slow and think, "Don't I know that guy over there in that Caverton mini-bus?" Now there's a vision to make you lose sleep!