Haha!
That reminds me of a trip I did on SU domestic on a TU-154 from Moscow to Petersburg. To begin with, you could hear the engine noise outside during boarding (boarding was via buses in those days, at sheremeteevo). I was in J class, and that was behind the flight deck as they had no F class available. A bluebottle had also gotten onboard and was buzzing all over the cabin, and when I pointed it out to the stewardess, she was like "tak?" in reply (Which means "so?") in English. Ok, so what the hell, it was an hour long flight, how bad could it get right?
Next thing we knew, a guy came rushing up from economy class, and he started chatting up the cabin crew, shaking hands and all. Suddenly, a young stewardess rushed up to him, and they started french kissing right in front of ALL the passengers!! Now this went on a full ten minutes, hands all over the place, you guys get the picture! The reaction from everyone in F class ranged from a few grins, to some pretty disgusted looks from the German executives, and I was like "Hey! Where's the popcorn and soda man??" I guess the horny couple took notice eventually, and they retired to the spot behind the curtain right outside the cockpit. The guy came out 20 minutes later adjusting his suit, face all wet and smudged (with what I don't wanna know!), and he was grinning like a cheshire cat!
The rest of the flight was cramped, suffocating and noisy, but the landing was smooth. I was pretty glad to get out at the end, and I would never take that TU series or SU domestic ever again! "Roll roll Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen" was going on and on in my head as I disembarked...
