would be missing the staple, removed by the MOD
by order of H&S, in case someone broke a nail or something worse. And the seller would have to wear a Hi-Viz jacket, to ward off low level aircraft, and they wouldn't be able to carry more than 500g weight of change, and they'd have to have a 10 minute break every 30 minutes, in case their little legs got tired
giggled at the cover price of 40P
which would have bought you two pints of best.