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Old 26th Feb 2008, 06:21
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albatross
 
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"Now an American company owns CHC does that mean that all it's staff will be called Chuck, Scooter or Betty Loo ??"

Well of course we will thar "Impress to inflate"

We're working it out.

I am legaly changing my name to "Billy Joe Heli Bob."

My co-pilot is changing his to "Beauregard Lee Cornepone."

Our technical writing team is a hard at work changing checklists to use "YUP" and "NOPE"

TRE's will be called "Check Airmen."

No more Moose Burgers - No siree - It's Gumbo and Philly Cheese Steaks for us from hereon in.

We no longer "request clearance" - "We're looking to depart!"

We don't "replace defective equipment" we "change it out."

"Moosehead Beer?" not when we can have another "Bud lite."

"'Chez Pare' strippers?" no more - politically correct "Hooters" for us.

We are all getting T shirts that say "CHC Love it or Leave it" and "My Checklist Right or Wrong."

"Hummingbird" OUT "Eagle" IN

We will let you know how that all works out for us.

We, however, haven't yet started calling "Engineers" "Maintainers" and ain't going to neither - some things are sacred!
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