Try this with noise whingers:
"Do you wish to make an official complaint? Before you do, I should perhaps let you know that, if in future years you wish to sell your property, you must reveal to any prospective purchaser that your property is subject to levels of aircraft noise sufficient for you to have made an official complaint. This may perhaps have some effect on the value of your property - and should you fail to reveal such a significant material fact, then you would be committing an offence!"
"Still there? Now bugger off and complain to the rooks about the racket they make on summer evenings!"
Last edited by BEagle; 22nd Feb 2008 at 06:21.