OJK, quite brilliant mate. After listening to the spin doctors of ASA over the course of the last few years, your creative prose creates some much needed humour in a very disconsolate workplace environment. You are a breath of fresh air at a time the coalface workers are fighting to keep their heads above the surface...... I want some of what you're on.....
BTW - it's my observation that we are our own worst enemies at the moment. WTF - the amount of overtime some of my collegues are doing is unbelievable. How do we expect to get our point across if we keep propping up a flawed system? Have a think about it people................