Dear Captain Fish,
I was very sorry to hear of your recent misfortunes with your village's CASA. I may be able to assist you in your endevours, but first I need assistance to get my ASIC printing machine operational.
You may like to invest in this venture with me by forwarding a measly sum of US$2000 to me. In return for this, I will be able to repay you US $3.1415927 million dollars and in addition to this very kind gesture, I will forward you an ASIC/S in whatever name you require.
You must be very quick with your remitance as I have many other investors seeking this opportunity. Silence is of the essence in this venture also Mr Fish as the evil tribe of CASA will be very jealous of your riches.
Forever yours,
General Solomon Mohamed Umfukalofu.