WJ + CYOW + Slippery Rwy = Overrun

[North of You]

Willie Everlearn; “looks like the spoilers might not have been armed and possibly the auto brake”, “my assumption is that they may not have used reverse either”.

Wow. You gleaned all this information from what? No spoilers, no auto break, and no reverse.

(Let me give this speculation thing a try…here we go…)

I would speculate that the pilots were not even in the flight deck but rather in the back having drinks with some wayward Air France female flight attendants. No wait…the pilots were abducted…ya that’s the ticket…they were abducted by Iranian insurgents spies dressed like Air France female flight attendants while having drinks in to galley. But Iranian cross dressing insurgents wouldn’t know about things like spoilers and auto brake systems, but…… but aliens would.

So let the headlines read “Aliens from planet Znork, dressed as female Air France flight attendants cause jet to overrun runway in CYOW while pilots were drinking beer”.
(Hey that was fun…..)