Glad you posted her name.
The airline got off easy, if she thinks that Delta's emergency landing was bad, wait until she ride through one of my normal landings.......
I think it was a Brit by the name of William Shakespear who first penned:
"The first thing we do, kill all of the Lawyers."
"I really like a bottle cold beer. It doesn't get a restaining order when you grab it by the neck, and it doesn't cost $500,000 dollars to get rid of......"