"In-flight meals to be stopped"
. . . due to the danger of heavily-loaded carts, full of hot solids and liquids in the event of turbulence.
"Duty Free Sales scrapped"
. . . safety campaign against transport of highly-flammable liquids in fragile glass containers
"In-Flight Entertainment to be curtailed"
. . .passengers can get tangled in headphone wires in the event of emergency evacuation
"No more Newspapers"
. . . I'm sure someone can come up with a reason to ban complimentary newspapers too
Hows about they just anesthetise us all prior to departure and pack us in pallets to be re-awakened after arriving at the destination gate.
Of course, the silly cow proposing this new legislation probably flies on US Government provided transport, which will no doubt be exempted
