Skydrol Leak,
Easy Tiger. Court is a bit harsh, anyway as Atreyu has pointed out, they are far too busy keeping criminals on the streets
Next you will be saying that the local kebab shop should be fined when I wake up with a hangover and the trots.
You pay your money, you take your chances. The fact is that, in my humble opinion, Carlsberg don't make pilots, but if they did, they probably would be LCY pilots.
Maybe Tea and Biscuits for the Swiss pilot, followed a few remedial flights with the Chief Pilot and a visit to his local flying school to relearn xwind techniques. Oh! and while he was there, a brush up in how to get off the bloody runway a bit quicker so that we can get on with it...
I bet the worst thing that probably happened on that landing, apart from a few loose fillings that is, was a small Skydrol Leak, Skydrol Leak.
PAPI