Boredom.....
Nah... easy just book yourself on an American flight, open your mouth tell them your Australian. The rest of the flight should be a peach. Ask a local american travel tips on where you should go to eat, drink, dance shop etc etc in their respective city and before long you will have invitations left right and centre.
Act innocent, be alluring and appreciative.
Stand at the back of the plane, drink talk, laugh and when you start to sway.... just find your way back to your seat. Put on your eye shades, headphones, do not disturb sticker on your forehead.....and........enjoy.
