Air Zim flight, Joburg/Harare.
Heavy turbulence all the way. Notice a big bloke (looked like a boer, probably was) up ahead, he's obviously had a few too many and decides to walk (lurch, stumble, fall over, shimmy) up the aisle to the front of the cabin. With 80 odd passengers looking on he starts knocking on the cockpit door, no answer, so he continues to push, pull, kick and knee the door until it gives way and he disappears inside. After 10/15 terrifying seconds he re-emerges to everybody's delight/relief escorted by 2 fas', then at the top of his voice proclaims: "Its OKAY, everybody its OKAY, the Pilot is WHITE!!!
He was 'greeted' in Harare by the police.
[This message has been edited by Drop and Stop (edited 27 April 2000).]