Hey Slasher, Welcome to the back of the Aircraft. What's up? A paticularly attractive piece of skirt back there and she's not paid you a visit yet? On your way back bring me an extra large Cognac please. A Remy Martin will do.
I agree with you most of my fello SLF's sems to have left their IQ at home, although I sometimes wonder at the IQ of the airlines. Surely it would be better to load us not by row but by getting the window passengers in first ie. A&K first then B&H then C&D etc. I once heard that one airline tried this and actually reduced loading times by 45%. Also it would be a great idea if families and kids under 13 were put at the back of the craft so that we premium paying passengers in 1st and business are not kept awake by uncontrollable screaming kids.
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