Many years ago when I did my course, just for experience, not for use in day to day ops, it was the loading instructions that caused much mirth.
I was struggling with the jargon of load descriptions.
My instructor asked how I was going to resolve amongst various categories, a live dog and also a shipment of fresh meat.
I responded, under much stress, with " put the dog up the front, the meat up the rear and that should get the tail down"
I had to live with that being repeated for many years.