... this reminds me of (one of) my favourite Dilberts:
Ratbert (the consultant): ... then we'll turn off the existing computer systems and fire up the new one.
Dilbert: What if the new system doesn't work on the first try? Won't the economic impact be devastating?
Ratbert: Let me check my contract ... nope. I get paid exactly the same.
Dilbert (sadly): Yeah, same here.