"It was complete madness on behalf of everyone - the company, the police and the RAF.
Oh, of course we KNEW all along she was only dreaming, didn't we?
We launched all the avbl assets, as requested, for a laugh, didn't we?
It was the CG that called in everyone, not the installation manager, or whoever. Bet there'll be a bit of whinging if it happens (for real) again and NO ONE turns up. Get a grip .....