A top London DJ...
Really? Who told you that? The word 'top' makes the whole idea somehow comical. Sometimes when I think back to my experiences of working in the same office as Pawl (not 'working with' him — that never happened, I'm pleased to say), and when I read posts on this thread, I'm gripped by the urge to giggle childishly, like Herbert Lom in the padded cell scrawling 'Kill Clouseau' with his foot.