An enjoyable read so far. Who...pies, could this tempt you away from 70,000 tax-free per year and back to your spiritual home?!
Nodrama, you'll have gathered that the main protagonist here is a newly acquired 902 based oop north. Mind you, a winch-equipped heli might've helped with this job not a million miles from Henstridge a couple of years ago...
... or perhaps not (it's a paraglider pilot stuck 80 feet up a tree. We flew in the Fire & Rescue Service specialist team and left them to it)
FF, all the best with the idea; I'm sure you'll do what's best for the patients. Don't worry too much about trying to convince Crab about anything; you might recall the recent discussions about carrying doctors as part of the crew.