Punch him Crabb, when he turns up, punch him!
Often the best form of banter!
Well if nothing else, with this particular thread, I have learn't how to spell 'puerile'. A word I have often wanted to use but never been sure how to spell.
I have often said it, the hardest decision is saying no! Well done that Captain for showing Captaincy. Well done the RN crew for doing the job later on. And well done Liz for getting the people off St kilda - now there is a nasty little place with the wrong wind direction!