Didn't realise I was masquerading? I was always under the impression that anyone who really gave a stuff knew who I was.....
Could be worse though. I've never failed to notice and take heed of the following which is written at the bottom of the homepage:
As these are anonymous forums the origins of the contributions may be opposite to what may be apparent. In fact the press may use it, or the unscrupulous, to elicit certain reactions.
Well LHR747, as we know you're not the press......