Well, my favorite airlines, is because their names...
There is...
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THY - Türk Hava Yollari, translates as
They
Hate
You...
TAP - Transportes Aeros Português as
Take
Another
Plane.
SAS - Scandinavian Air System or
Sex
And
Smorgasbord
PIA - Please Inform Allah - I expect a "fatwah" over that one...
ONA - was "Oh Never Again"...
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I look forward for the merge of Continental and Aer Lingus...
Heard the name will be C*nnilingus. Must be because cabin staff new duties.
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Too bad SABENA is history. They deserved to be -
Such A Bloody Experience Never Again... but as they spoke French, also was
Sans Accident Bien Entendu Nous Arriverons.
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BOAC of course was "Better On A Camel", or... "Bring Over American Cash"...
But in these days, the exchange rate was better.
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I have to say, of them all, my nş 1 is LUFTHANSA...
Let Us F**k The Hostess And Not Say Anything.
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Happy contrails