Sorry if it's been mentioned before but I haven't read everything:
Taceval at Lossie, commencing at 17:30 the same day as the annual raft race! Most of the station was out of their trees!
Taceval at Lossie the year or two later when all the jets were on bolthole because the runway was being replaced. Allegedly the scene at the guard room was a classic
DiStaff: Right, start generating aircraft!
Ord Sgt: Could be a long trip Sir, the nearest one is Waddington.....