There's obviously money in Field Marshalling....
I'm in Basingstoke (I know...) - you always seem to skirt around the southern boundary of our beloved conurbation, then once in a while someone comes wokka-ing across the top, (probably aiming for the delightful yellow block of flats) which is much more fun. And annoys the neighbours.
So, aim for Junction 6 and follow the ring road, it's close enough to worry them...