Whilst we are slagging off both:
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: £5
+ Broiled Missionary: £10.00
+ Fried Explorer: £15.00
+ Baked Politician/Air Rank: £100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the politicians and Air Ranks?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of $£!?, it takes all morning.
