People , this is my 7millionth post on proon .I have been watching it for nearly five minutes and thinks its ace and dead good.
My background I am a 49 year old transexual lesbian herbivore . I left school with 18 O'levels and 12 A levels .I was really interested in becoming a pilot so i did a degree in Paleontology . From there I got employment as a Park bench in my local arboretum. This further enhanced my interest in flying and I then got a job in a butchers to pursue my dream .
In a bid to get further toward my goal I took a job in a factory glueing shower heads together . This aroused my aviating loins so much that I bought a boat . I think that going on the water will get me closer to the sky .
I am now 49 have 3 wives and fourteen Kids . I have saved up nearly 56 quid .
What I wanna know is can do a integrated cpl/ppl/nasa/astronaut rating with that amount and can it be done in six weeks at OBA ? I eventually want to work for a great company like RYR . I have seen the sticky above saying read before you pose a question , but Im not sure that applies to me as I doubt there is anything in there of use , apparently its all about , age ,training, modular/integrated, diffreent schools , forces etc etc blah blah blah
I have seen that various people have asked all these questions in the last week but Im sure If I ask them again the answers will have changed more to suit my needs .
Please can anybody retype the answers they gave last week to this very same question as I really cant be chuffed to take time out to do it myself , after all when I do my selection for BA next month I will be spoon fed and there will be no reason for me to think for myself .
So please offer me a job Im a nice guy really






Sorry mods delete if you will just really bored
No MDP we can't delete otherwise you'll start numerous new threads demanding to know where your thread went Rob