I'm not going to write PMSL or anything, but Tigs you did actually have me in hysterics.
And with regards to this:
Point taken, however I do not like being patronised for minor spelling mistakes when typing on a forum.
Then get the
out of here lofty.
And with regards to this little gem:
there is obviously no point in perusing my ambition
... Running before you can walk comes to mind.