Maybe it's time for Airservices to apply for permission to use the new ICAO message designator when telling pilots about airspace closures and TIBA, etc.
I understand that ICAO recently approved the use of SCROTAM as a message designator, where messages contain 'a complete load of bollocks!'.
Apparently it stands for:
Senior management Concoctions Relating to Omissions of Truth about Airspace Management.
Seems an appropriate use of the designator...