Dear all,
Rumours by management and management by rumours shall continue. This is not a management strategy, it is due to the fact that old rumours are now inexplicably entwined with new rumours and underpinned by lack of fact because of so much fiction. When the facts are known I shall advise all, but in the meantime please do not pay attention to rumour. All your jobs are safe, its just that we are not sure who will be doing them. As soon as we know, you will be informed, by colleagues, bar conversation, flight deck chatter or if all that fails, by leaky managers. In the meantime I would like to thank you all for the professionalism shown by you. Pity we cannot emulate same.
Have a great weekend.