Flinty,
Translation needed old chap - whats a 'Burke and Hare', forgive my ignorance. Thread brought back to life by popular demand in 'certain' circles........ please give generously, this is a good cause
Also Kitekruncher whats all this about a 'closet' - sounds dodgy to me, something you want to share with us? Perhaps not - it may be unpalatable
Hmmmm, all very suspect