Phony Eastern Captain
I actually flew with someone who had served under him. Said he was an unusually competent skipper! Apparently it only showed up at a ramp check when the inspector noticed that the typing on the certificate was hardly standard issue.
As for the level of experience, I once did a check ride with a new FO. On questioning his failure to perform he explained that it was because all his hours had been in the left seat. He didn't get the job.