I really hope that this is a wind up. However, on the off-chance that newstudentneil is genuinely looking for advice:
You seriously need to look at whether this is a career that you would like to get into. Jobs are not easy to come by, by any stretch of the imagination, and to be blunt, if you come across in an airline (or any aviation related job) interview like the way you have presented yourself in this forum, then you will be sorely disappointed.