Jeepys - you might like to note that the extensive use of the smilies in my posts (and 3Ds) is intended to convey the lighthearted nature of the banter in which we are engaged. This is because people like you read literally into posts which are written in a jocular way and jump to conclusions about the nature of the poster which are wholly inaccurate.
3D - can't get Brylcreem from Supply Sqn any more