JQ EBA to sell out new hires

[Enema Bandit's Dad]

Boys boys boys. This thread really has degenerated into a "my penis is bigger than yours" competition and at the moment, the Jetstar pilots seem to be on the defensive with some seeming to have a real chip on their shoulders. It's about time you blokes got together and woke up to the fact that you both work for the same lot of cronies who have you by the short and curlies and I might sugest that the Jetstar pilots submit themselves to a pubic waxing so they don't get pulled too much further cos it hurts! But what would I know, I'm just a dumb regional pilot