I believe he's holding it the wrong way round

[Al R]

Dear god.

I’ve just looked at the time you posted that! First thing this morning, you must have ripped air trying to get at the ‘puter (“Is the server back up, where is it where is he, I’ll show that young b#stard. How DARE he have a future and an enjoyable life when all I want to do is forget the past 40 years?!”).

Calm down old 'un - its only a messageboard. I hope that your next 40* years prove to be a little happier than the past 40 seem to have been. And given that on average, a person’s best intellectual input occurs in or around their late 20’s, I reflect that it’s a shame for all of us that there wasn’t the internet around in 1983.

* estimated.