1. Read the sticky at the top of this page.
2. Call SUAS, explain your circumstances and ask if you could perhaps join as a social member?
3. Brush up on your knowledge of the RAF. Someone claiming several generations of RAF predecessors but who does not know that 'Flying Officer' is a rank, not a job description, is unlikely to impress
4. Don't ever mention the NVQ / doorman bit. Ever!
You will get the piss taken mercilessly and relentlessly for that one. We had some great parties on our UAS but never needed a doorman. Except perhaps to encourage the 'overly tired' into their ride home that is but we managed that just fine without 'proffesshunal assistance'
5. Good luck !
CS