aircraft over firth of forth

[Green Flash]

Right, that's it, I'm off. There is something very strange going on here. I'm looking through my hi-res Stargate and I can't see ANYTHING flying around outside. No Tornado's, Nimrods, Tucanos, CH-53 (and, lets face it, they are very obvious, you would agree) or indeed any warp drive craft. You lot are having me on and I won't have it, I tell you! I won't!