So it's cheaper and simpler to use the Heathrow Connect with it's 37 ( count them ) moronic robotic auto warnings ("Please help as and be ready to have your ticket inspected" at EVERY F****** STATION ) from T4 than try and connect to the (no longer ) direct Heathrow Express. Actually the Connect is a fine service at an OK price just the patronising announcements wind me up all the way out to the airport.......
My prediction for announcement 38 by the way is :
"please remember to wipe your bum clean if you use our on board toilets"
If only I was kidding !